April 21,
2014
A sixteen year old boy, frustrated after a family argument, did what any rational human being would do…he stowed
away on a Hawaiian Airlines flight in the planes’ wheel well. The flight which
originated in San Jose, California and which landed in Maui was apparently sold
out and landed without incident…other than having the boy fall out of the well
at the gate. Critics immediately questioned security measures by both the
airline and the airport but the most vocal criticism came from the airline
industry itself. Said a representative of a competing airline who asked to not
be named: “This is simply unacceptable. While we are all business partners, the
airline association welcomes innovation, but typical protocol is to alert the
partner airlines ahead of time so we can all gouge the customer equally. In This
case Hawaiian air “Acted on their own”. That said we fully intend to offer our
own “Stow away fares”.
Other airlines were quick to follow citing the incident as “Another
example of how the industry tries to meet customer needs…like when we started
charging for checked bags”. One airline
has already posted on their webpage “Fares
so low you’ll think you’d be riding in the wheel well…which you would be actually”.
The fare is known as “Gear-Class”. Another airline acknowledged considering
ways to also “upcharge” for the front wheel well and possibly offering other
options as well. Said a source who asked to remain anonymous, “I wouldn’t rule
out a fare that utilizes the bathroom, in some cases where the people are slight
in stature…the overhead bin could come into play.” One airline had instructed
its maintenance crew to begin to retrofit the pet cargo area in “Anticipation
of a flurry of people willing to travel like animals”. Their spokesman
explained. “They do so now in the cabin, if they could save a few bucks and sit
below…why not offer that option?”
For their part Hawaiian air is downplaying all of the
attention saying in a prepared statement: “Hawaiian Air is first and foremost
concerned with the safety of our passengers. In this case, the young man took a
very serious risk as he did not officially check-in for the flight and now may
be further scrutinized by security officials. We hope in the future, he books
his flights on line”.
Critics are concerned the new “Stow-Away” concept could
carry over to other transportation options. Rebecca Howsy from Citizens Require
Adequate Planes or C.R.A.P.; “What’s next? People riding on the top of Amtrak??”
Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx downplayed that risk. “Nobody rides
Amtrak so we don’t think that is a real danger now or…ever.
CS
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